Rusty Sprinkler is the first episode of Pubertina and the second episode of Shut Up! Cartoons.
Plot[]
Pubertina is laying across her bed, telling her friend Deb how much she wants to be with Rusty Sprinkler, a teen pop sensation surprisingly similar to Justin Bieber. She sits up and asks Deb why they can't be together, in which Deb slaps her across the face and tells her to pull herself together. She tells Pubertina, "Look. We'll make a movie of you crying over him, slap it on the internet, and you'll get a ton of views." Pubertina hopefully asks, "Do you think Rusty Sprinkler will see it?" Deb replies, "When this baby goes viral, Rusty will be putty in your hands." It then cuts to Rusty Sprinkler watching the video, titled, "Another Girl Cries Over Sprinkler." He says, "Oh no, another girl's crying about me. I gotta go make her feel temporarily better." Pubertina is shown at school, where she is showing Deb her Rusty Sprinkler lunchbox, which has a picture of an actual rusty sprinkler on it. Deb asks if it's official merchandise, in which Pubertina tells her that "true fans make original Rusty Sprinkler creations." She is interrupted by Rusty Sprinkler himself, who is asking if there's a Pubertina around. When he finds her, he starts singing a song.
Girl, this one's for you
I didn't write it about you
But it's about you
It's kinda not about you
It's both about you, and not about you
Girl, your eyes
Are as blue as my hooded sweatshirt
Girl, you're always on my mind
For an eight year old, you're a flirt
Girl, your smile
Makes me think that you've had some braces
Girl, give me just one kiss
Your lips feel just like my mom's
This song's not about you
But I'll make it feel like it's about you
This song's not about you
But I'll make it feel like it's about you
Throughout the song, Pubertina corrects Rusty in the mistakes he makes about her, such as the face that she's 11, not 8, and that her eyes are not blue, but brown. After Rusty finishes singing, he leaves, saying, "Never give up! Peace ya'll." Pubertina is dazed and lying on the ground, and Deb says, "Now THAT is what dreams are made of." Pubertina (still dazed) asks Deb to pinch her, and when she does Pubertina starts to bleed.
Characters[]
Trivia[]
- Rusty Sprinkler paradories Justin Beiber.
- This is the first episode to have someone's last name revealed.
- This is the first episode to be named after someone.
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